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 As a gift to her fans for reaching 60,000 Twitter followers, Coco posted a picture of herself standing naked in a tanning bed which is exactly why I take time out each month to recognize her fine service to the Internet. When anthropologists in the future look back at our civilization I imagine Coco will be revered as almost a real-life Wonder Woman. Or Marilyn Monroe with gigantic tits.         SOURCE
I know this might not be NEW to some, but it was new to me today when I came across it at work (and judging from reactions on my twitter today, it looks like this was new to quite a few) so I had to share.
Chuy, the lovable little sidekick on Chelsea Lately, apparently has a porno past! Cute!       And, if you're really curious, apparently there's a free 22 minute clip online you guys are more than welcome to enjoy.  Source: Moi & my amazeballs porn day job
It was bound to happen, Twilight inspired gay porn photoshoot From Brazilian boy mag, G Magazine   (Title translates to: Twilight New Moon Nude...)   </font> Source IDK, the previews/announcements for the spoofs get posted, why not a photoshoot? Apparently there's a video that goes with it, but I don't pay for porn.
Chuck Liddell's XXX Workout Plan  Chuck Liddell and his extremely hot girlfriend will not be going after the person who taped them working out in a gym -- in nothing but shoes -- because the naked twosome was in on the act. TMZ has learned the UFC badass and Heidi Northcott agreed to do the revealing workout for a viral campaign for Reebok -- a company that Chuck already has a sponsorship deal with. Still, hope somebody sterilized the equipment after the shoot. tmz
I thought this was an interesting list of some of Bollywood's most "graphic" love scenes. Considering some of the lists we post here on ONTD, I hope this is accepted. They say that Americans are repressed sexually - try South Asia on for size.
 Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna (2006) Unlike those in Silsila the protaganists in Kabhi Alvida… don’t cop out in the end and return to their respective spouses. Instead they pick up the pieces and eventually get together. It was probably a first in our films. And while their first sexual encounter was a tad apologetic and guilt ridden, atleast director Karan Johar didn’t pretend it didn’t exist in their scheme of things. Yes, I know they are disco-ing in this song, but the love scene is intercut with the disco-ing.  Hum Tum (2004) They make slow languorous love on the beach at midnight. The next day she is content, fulfilled and happy. He is apologetic. It was a first in Hindi movies. Rani Mukerji’s character doesn’t dwell upon the one night stand or make a big deal of it. It was refreshing. ![](http://i45.tinypic.com/30tlzwk.jpg") Murder (2004) Mallika Sherawat said she was box office Viagra. She was onscreen Viagra too, taking not just male testosterone levels sky high but also female sexuality in our films. The lovemaking scenes were unabashed and in your face and she along with Emraan Hashmi created history of sorts.  Paa (2009) After a poetic meet-cute in London Vidya Balan and Abhishek Bachchan waste no time in making out wherever and whenever they can. The highlight was when she asks without hesitation, “Do you have a condom.” He didn’t. And she gets knocked up. But the lead up to it was straight-laced and no nonsense.  Kaminey (2009) She isn’t a seductress in sexy lingerie. She is wearing a very gharelu salwar kameez but Priyanka Chopra wants the sex as much as Shahid Kapoor does. So much so that she implies it is one of her ‘safe days’ and that there is no need for him to wear a condom.The sequence is urgent, raw and steamy. Not to mention seamless in the screenplay. Sorry for the quality. Best I could find.  Dev D (2009) Mahi Gill’s Paro bundles up a mattress and cycles to the mustard fields (a veritable bastion for a roll in the hay in Hindi movies) and proceeds to seduce Dev (Abhay Deol). Previously Dev asks her over the phone, ‘‘Do you touch yourself.’’ Following which, she strips, photographs herself nude and sends it to her beau. He sees the picture and tells her, ‘‘Paro Main aa raha hoon.’’ Pun intended sexuality in Hindi films has finally come of age.  Jism (2003) Bipasha Basu is on top of John Abraham at the beach while eager waves lovingly caress their bodies. It was a stunning visual and a shocking one for some. Bipasha Basu tells John in her honeyed voice, ‘‘Jism sirf bhoonk jaanta hai, pyaar nahi’’ The film changed the myth that people in Hindi movies don’t make love openly. Yes they do, and this is probably how it should be done.  Bachna Ae Haseeno (2008) While it is nothing novel to showcase a Casanova hero on his sexcapdes, Bachna... also had Bipasha playing a woman of today. By that we mean she was alright with the idea of living in and pre-marital sex. Without much ado.  Parineeta (2005) In Pradeep Sarkar’s interpretation of the Sarat Chandra Chatterjee’s classic, the female protagonist Lalitha indulges in a no holds barred night of passion with her longtime love. The depiction was intimate, letting the viewer into the act and you could feel the passion. Again there is no trace of the quintessential Hindi film heroine guilt.  Astitva (2000) While there is not a single lovemaking sequence in Astitva, the film made a thumping case for female sexuality. Tabu’s character pays the price for her infidelity but remains unapologetic. She throws up arguments like, ‘‘Aurat ka man mard ka man se alag hota hai?’’ (Is a woman’s desire different from a man’s?) and ‘‘Aur kya main intezar karoon ki kab tum mujhpar meherbaan ho jaao.’’ ( Am I supposed to wait till you get into the mood?). Finally she walks out on her unhappy marriage and chauvinistic spouse.  Aitraaz (2004) She wants him and she will have him. Her wispy lace thong peeking out of her slate grey trousers, Priyanka Chopra crawls and writhes her way towards a slightly bemused Akshay Kumar. You could feel her raw unapologetic sensuality. It was as hot as it could get.  Ishqiya (2010) A nubile widow uses her bucolic sexual charms to win over two rogues. She plays them like a pair of fiddles. Vidya Balan’s Krishna uses her sexuality as a tool and a means to her end. And then there's the gem from Arshad Warsi who says,"Tumhara ishq ishq aur humara ishq sex?" (You love is love and my love is just sex?  Love Aaj Kal (2009) Imtiaz Ali managed to depict the progressiveness of youth today with alarming clarity. Deepika Padukone’s Meera has no qualms about being hit on, necking in car basements or making out in general. In fact, it’s just treated as a normal part of being in a relationship.  Salaam Namaste (2005) Oh there was sex. Loads of it. Preity Zinta and Saif Ali Khan move in together and indulge in pre-marital sex like never seen before in Hindi films. No surprises when she gets pregnant. They have a violent argument as she berates him for not wearing a condom.While the rest of the film is pretty average, it stood out for its bold expression of sexuality. Source
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 Here's Paris Hilton getting out of her car in Hollywood yesterday and I'm not even going to comment on the fact you can see her groin because, at this point, it'd be like commenting on whiskey making you drive better. Stop the press! In the meantime, I'm pretty sure Paris has a personal plastic surgeon on staff who inflates and deflates her tits like other women change eyeliner. Then again, that'd be insanely unhealthy, and I don't want to get my hopes up. Sometimes you don't want to dream too big.    Source
 Why, it's Dave Navarro! Fixed the iPod/iPhone thing. lol@ everyone pointing out my stupidity The source of all evil
 I walked into a Chinese restaurant drunk to take a piss around midnight last night. Not only did a street kid with rotting teeth and a serious drug addiction ask me for change and when I said no, offered me a blow job and when I laughed at the offer, she said she was being serious, putting me in an awkward position cuz I had to turn down a fucking blowjob and I am trained to never do that….but a group of college kids made fun about how fat I was when I walked in saying shit like “you really think it’s a good idea for that guy to eat here” and “I hope they stocked up on food cuz they are about to get cleared out” and realized that shit I must be pretty fucking fat to get mocked walking into a restaurant, maybe I should stop eating chips….unfortunately, Lady Gaga doesn’t have the same thought process no matter how times I write how fat and shitty her body is but she still wears these outits…..It is probably because she’s on drugs, at the skinnest she’s ever been, working out by performing her ugly face off everynight, which unfortunatley is just an expression and not reality, because if she could perform her face off, we’d all be in a better place since she’s always in the media….and here is her sloppy ass…   And as a bonuse her outfit gave some serious vagina definition. She’s definitely not a tranny, that is definitely a pussy. She’s just got the external kind of pussy that looks like it is stickin’ its tongue out at you. I used to find them disgusting and scary, but sinceI have tried them many times and have come to terms with them, I am just confused why they exist and what makes pussy grow out like that, but all I’ve come up with is genetics cuz external pussy is kinda funny look, like some kind of sea creature attached to a woman that I stick my dick in and who really cares…just look at the pics…   Source |
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