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  Harry Crane in the buff!! Mad Men actor Rich Sommer bared his birthday suit at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in El Lay for 42 Below Vodka's Night of 140 Tweets on Friday night! sauce so sorry mods.. hopefully third time is the charm -_-
 Blu Cantrell. Here. West Hollywood, CA   A member of Destiny's Child who is not Beyoncé        Boyz II Men celebrate the 50th anniversary of Motown   John Leguizamo signs his book  I thought everyone had a Josh Groban tattoo    Carmen Elektra knows How to be Sexy   Her twins (on Desperate) are hot   Deborah Cox @ Los Angeles Gay Pride        source: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} that0neguy's Nikon CoolPix L3
 SOURCE   Leonardo DiCaprio   Jessica Alba & Joshua Alba  Lenny Kravitz & Adam Levine   Kaley Cuoco   Terrell Owens; Wanda Sykes  Denzel Washington, Lenny Kravitz & Cuttino Mobley   Little Girl
 NO space for you! NYPD Internal Affairs is investigating whether an ex-cop now working as Jerry Seinfeld's driver is using an expired placard to grab hard-to-find parking spaces in Manhattan. The sitcom superstar's reps confirmed a former detective works for Seinfeld, but insisted they knew nothing about the official placard, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said. The parking permit - which expired December 2007 - allows the bearer to park at the Bronx Narcotics unit, Browne said. Even if the permit was current and the detective was still on the job, it would not apply to parking in Manhattan, Browne said. It's possible the placard was a copy of the original, he added. Seinfeld's spokeswoman, Elizabeth Clark Zoia, said the comedian just became aware his driver used the placard Wednesday when he was dropped off for a taping of his show, "The Marriage Ref." The driver tossed the placard in the car's window when he jumped out to help Seinfeld get through the waiting crowd. Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/02/26/2010-02-26_jerry_seinfeld_under_investigation_for_using_nypd_parking_permit.html#ixzz0gldjFXuv
Aziz Ansari (aka Raaaandy) drops some Ether on Rappers that didn't send verses for his mixtape.  Rappers getting called out: Kid Cudi, Jay-Z, Ludacris, Drake, RZA and GZA from Wu Tang, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Clipse, MF Doom, Mos Def, Kanye West. Yo for some jokes, some of these cut close and are very true (Jay, Drake, MF, Clipse, 'Ye). But Jesus, this shit is funny as hell, especially if you know these rappers. Mad Quotables on this. And *dead*@ RZA at the end Source
 John Mayer’s “sexual napalm”—otherwise known as Jessica Simpson—hit the town in Los Angeles last night, and the seedy singer was the last thing on the blonde’s mind. It seems Jess was more than happy to focus all her attention on her supposed former flame…Dane Cook! Simpson watched her rumored ex-lover perform at the Laugh Factory Tuesday, and she was all smiles. “She came in to see [Dane] with two girls and two guys,” says an eyewitness. “They snuck her into the back door right before the show began, and she sat at a table on the floor level.” Our spy says Simpson, dressed in a Rolling Stones T-shirt with jeans and heels, looked very natural and relaxed as she laughed, dined on cheese pizza and drank Stella Artois beer. Was the admiration mutual between Jess and Dane? It seems like Simpson has been the media’s mini Jennifer Aniston lately, always being portrayed as the lonesome older sis after splitting with Tony Romo. Well, we hear Dane was happy to have old flame Jess there and even sent over a round of drinks to her table. He then invited her backstage after the show, natch. “After the first round of drinks, the waitress went over and said, ‘This round is on Dane,’” dishes our source. “Jessica seemed so excited. Once the show ended, Simpson was taken upstairs to the VIP area where she and Dane flirted and had another round of beers. “The staff left, but Jessica, Dane and her four friends stayed in the VIP section after hours.” But not everyone had a great evening. “Jessica didn’t tip the waitress at all!” adds our sassy insider. “Dane paid for the first round of drinks and then the Laugh Factory comped the rest of the check…But she’s still supposed to leave a tip, and she didn’t leave anything.” Maybe she was so focused on Dane she simply forgot, right? Source
Heartbroken Hamish and Anna break-up
 Top-rating radio comedian Hamish Blake has quietly split from his long-time girlfriend Anna Jennings-Edquist. The two hooked up back in 2004 when Hamish was 23. Blake and Jennings-Edquist, an actor and arts/law student, ended their relationship about two months ago but remain close, Hamish confirmed.The split is said to be amicable, with the talented pair remaining highly supportive of each other.Blake, who hosts the hugely successful 2DayFM drive-time show with comedic partner in crime Andy Lee in Australia, confirmed the split to Confidential. I guess this is relatively old news, but this wasn't posted and I didn't know about it till today. I'm genuinely heartbroken, they were so cute together! Secret life of Hamish A Curious case of identity theft has landed newly single radio host Hamish Blake in the middle of an international romantic conspiracy. Well, sort of. ''I've got somebody impersonating me being someone else's stalker,'' he said. ''I'm ghost-stalking.'' Blake has confirmed a fake Hamish and Andy began emailing a British commercial radio host, Jo Russell, about a year ago. But a mysterious British Deep Throat asserts that Russell and Blake created the stalker themselves as an excuse to meet up following Blake's recent bust-up with girlfriend, Anna Jennings-Edquist. It all smacks of a stunt, but Blake insists he only heard about the story - complete with fake tip-offs to newspapers - about a week ago. ''It's a hoax, it's just as weird for me as it is for you,'' he told the Diary. The pair met once when Russell stopped by to watch a broadcast in Australia, but there won't be any shock announcements soon ''given my contact with Jo is one polite handshake and 'thanks for visiting','' he said. Blake does give the hoaxer points for pushing the story internationally. "If I could make requests, though, Katy Perry would obviously be up there,'' he said. ''Maybe I am also having an affair with a dragon. I think that gives me a kind of cool mystical edge.'' source: 1 2 Edit 1: edited the picture to a better one. Edit 2: ugh, IDAF about the picture anymore, I like this one so it stays :P
 Of Indian descent, comedian Aziz Ansari was born and bred in Bennettsville, S.C., where he was the only non white student in his high school. "When people hear that," Ansari says, "they immediately think, wow, that must have been horrible." But, as Ansari assures Terry Gross, "for the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid." But Ansari has moved on to become more than just another "tan white kid." He started doing stand-up comedy as an undergraduate marketing major at NYU and, eight years later, he's now playing opposite comedy queen Amy Poehler as the lovable office tool on NBC's workplace comedy Parks and Recreation. And he has a new stand-up CD and DVD — Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening — out now through Comedy Central. Ansari's comedy frequently ropes in members of his family. His stand-up act includes an extended riff about his cousin Harris, and on Parks and Recreation, his character changed his name to Tom Haverford from Darwish Sabir Ishmael Ghani, which Ansari says is the full name of another cousin. Ansari has acted in MTV's sketch series Human Giant, and he played the part of a xenophobic fruit vendor in HBO's Flight of the Conchords. In the Judd Apatow movie Funny People, Ansari played a stand-up comic named Randy whose act, he says, was modeled on some of his peers. "Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs," Ansari says, "there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that." In the movie, Randy's act is augmented by a DJ who punctuates each joke with a horn blast or a stuttering, elongated recording of Ansari shouting his character's name ("RA-RA-RA RAAAAAAAAAAANDY!") "A lot of DJs and hip-hop artists, when you see them perform live, they will have this reggaeton horn sample," Ansari says, before letting fly a pitch-perfect horn impression. "And rap artists use it, like, to death. And it's just, like, anytime you go see a rap show, they, like, hit that thing way too much. You know, they'll just be like, are you guys psyched to be here? ... So I was, like, well, what if a comedian used that sound, too, the same way rappers do?" Ansari's comedy under is own name sometimes sounds like stories someone might tell their friends. In addition to material about his cousin, his DVD contains riffs on Cold Stone Creamery, the thread count of various brands of sheets, and the hazards of looking up your own name on Google while driving. His conversation on Fresh Air touches on his career on TV, his DVD and what exactly the made-up word "tatties" might mean. Source
Wanda Sykes did a spoof on the "pants of the ground" guy from American Idol, on her talk show.
lol, i love it. Source
Personally, I love any occasion that requires Megan Mullally to reference her pussy, that might just be me. source |
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