Dear Yeezy,
It might be time to take that retreat in India….

Kanye West has released a video of himself acting drunk and obnoxious — What else is new? — in a new short film by cult director Spike Jonze.

The surreal 11-minute clip entitled ‘”We Were Once A Fairytale” shows a sloshed Kanye acting a damn fool at a nightclub. At the end of the footage, the rapper down in the bathroom and finds himself vomiting rose petals. How charming…..

After posting the video on his official website, it seems Kanye had second thoughts about showing the world how badly behaved he can be — he later removed it.

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Michelle Williams will wed director Spike Jonze before the end of the year, celebrity insiders claim.

“They’re in love and absolutely thrilled with each other,” a source told Star. “They don’t see why they should wait much longer.”

Spike and Michelle met on the set of her latest project, Synecdoche, last October. In the months since their first meeting, the Where The Wild Things Are director –the former husband of Sofia Coppola — has not only won over Williams, but he’s a big hit with her young daughter Matilda as well.

“Spike loves being with Matilda,” the source added. “He’s teaching her to skateboard and to ride a bike. He never makes Michelle feel like taking care of her is a burden, because he truly thinks of them all as a family.”

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Michelle Williams and her boyfriend, director Spike Jonze, take her daughter Matilda Ledger, out for a walk in rainy Brooklyn, New York City on Saturday (April 11).

Michelle was at a yoga (pilates?) class when a male friend (bodyguard?) brought Matilda there. Michelle and Spike were later seen leaving the studio with Matilda, who waved to paparazzi! Seems like she’s got the opposite approach to photographers than Suri Cruise!

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