So that is why Spencer Prattkeeps carrying around a big rock!
Gotta say, kind of relieved! For awhile, we were convinced he was carrying it around just so he could throw it at Lauren Conrad's should they cross paths again! That would have gotten him on every tabloid cover for at least two weeks!
Meet Aiden Chase. He is a Healer, an Intuitive and now, he isHeidi Montag's new representation! Heidi has hired him to be her new manager as she takes her sewn up face into new horizons.
Won't lie, we detect a case of the gayface going on here and while we think he's a little wacky/sweet, we can't but wonder…
Heidi Montag is treating husband Spencer Pratt like her old boobs and trading him in for a brand new manager.
The top-heavy, brain-dead blonde has turned the managing of her career over to Malibu-based psychic, Aiden Chase. Somehow The Hills harlot has convinced herself that Chase has the mystical powers to turn her karaoke singing voice into something that won’t frighten animals and small children. Honey, he’s a psychic, not a magician.
“No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career,” Heidi tells PEOPLE. “I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.”
Pratt has managed the reality TV starring couple since the day they met nearly five years ago. Word on the Snitch Circuit has been atwitter with whispers that Heidi is falling for her plastic surgery and things are rocky between the young lovers. The rumors of a rift have grown stronger with Heidi’s announcement of the dissolution of her professional relationship with her spouse.
“After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager,” Montag told the mag. “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.”
We hope that Aiden’s crystal ball shows him that Heidi’s 15 minutes of fame have officially gone on for 15 minutes too long. Next!
Heidi Montag has fired Spencer Pratt as a manager and replaced him with a psychic healer. -- I'm failing to see how this was a bad move. People reports:
Pratt, who has managed the couple since the day they met nearly five years ago - when Montag was 19 years old - is being replaced with a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase, the reality star tells PEOPLE.
"After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager," Montag says. "Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."
"No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career," she adds. "I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi."
Of course, it's obvious this Aiden Chase isn't a real psychic because upon being offered the job, he didn't put a gun in his mouth which anyone could tell you is the inevitable conclusion here. Shit, even I guessed it, and sometimes I forget to wear pants when I leave the house. That said, if this guy releases a statement announcing his client will one day be a vinyl couch, I think we have to agree he's legit.
She says of her new manager Chase, a psychic from Malibu:
"After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager. Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."
"No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career. I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi."
Heidi says she has already signed on for a Ron Howard project and a comedy film…
We'll believe it when we see it - we can't imagine Opie working with Speidi Heidi on anything!
In the video, Heidi, 23, urges Congress to adopt financial reform policies and create a consumer agency to stop banks and credit cards from being “such sleazy jerks”.
“I was honored to work with the amazing Ron Howard,” Heidi told People. “He was even more incredible than I could have imagined – kind, generous and made me feel so comfortable – he made me feel confident in my talent.”
Did you catch the cameo from Heidi’s hubby Spencer?
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are selling photos of their unborn child… um….make that their yet-to-be conceived child!
After exhausting every other option — including undergoing a head transplant and stripping down in Playboy — Heidi is plotting a pregnancy to keep her name in headlines, In Touch Weekly tattles dish in the mag’s March 15 issue.
They’re not actually expecting a baby yet, but that hasn’t stopped Heidi and Spencer from making plans for the future — negotiating an exclusive deal with a tabloid. Insiders tell In Touch The Pratts have already secured an exclusive deal with a magazine that will chronicle every step of their impending parenhood.
“She’s not even pregnant yet, but she and Spencer have already signed the papers. They’re planning staged photos every step of the way – the pregnancy, the birth, and of course, the first baby picture.”
After years of dishing out lip on MTV’s The Hills, for once chatty villain Spencer Pratt has been rendered speechless.
Pratt, 26, was walking one of his Pomeranian pooches outside his Hollywood home on Sunday when the toy rope he was holding in his mouth, slipped out, causing Spencer to bite down through his own tongue. The freak accident left the preppy fameseeker with a hole in his tongue that required immediate oral surgery and several stitches.
Spencer was left unable to speak for a few days and is taking the incident “as a sign from God that he needs to continue to keep his mouth shut in 2010.”
Spencer Pratt was playing with tug-of-war with his pup and decided to put the rope toy in his mouth. The role slipped and Spencer ended up biting a hole in his own tongue.
EW!
He hasn't been able to talk for the past few days! Ha!
It seems Spencer Prattis taking his new lifestyle very seriously in trying to find enlightenment and become a better person spiritually.
In fact, he's even been spotted around with his favorite little rock.
Spencer claims he's addicted to crystal meth. Seriously. Says Pratt:
“I am so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness. I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left.”
Looks like someone needs to go to crystal rehab?
He goes on to reveal that during Valentine's Day, he and Heidi "hung out with our puppies and cuddled with our crystal. It’s supposed to bring love. There’s a whole science to this — I’m not crazy.”
And yes, while many believe in the power of crystals to heal and relax, spending a supposed half a million on one is a bit crazy.
One informed insider reveals:
“Certain crystals are associated with different types of energy. Just by holding them, you’re taking in that energy of that particular crystal."
And as for spending $500k, he adds:
“That doesn’t sound right to me. Most of our crystals range from $1 to $100.”
Sounds like Spencer either got ripped off or he's got one magical crystal.
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