If this doesn't prove that she's absolutely healthy, happy, and back on track, then what does?!
After getting a nice fat paycheck from The Sun for expoloiting her own coked out past, Lindsanity is back in EL Lay and doing what she does best - pAArtying!!
And this time around even SaMANtha Ronson is tired of girlfriend's messy ass!!
On Tuesday, which we think is a perfectly legitimate weekday for a recovering alcoholic to be out drinking, Lohan rolled into Bardot at 1am to harrass Ronson, who was actually 'working.'
Ronson was OVER IT and had security stick close until the trainwreck noticed some half-drunken bottles of Smirnoff on the street to occupy her attention.
A source says:
"She wouldn't leave, and at the end of the night, you could tell she was waiting for Sam. They never talked at all, though, and Sam was definitely avoiding [her]."
The night before she followed Ronson to Teddy's at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, and when LiLo requested a table near her former lady love, girlfriend was DENIED.
OUCH!
A witness says:
"She looked really drunk when she arrived and seemed so out of it."
Guess maybe SaMANtha didn't like you telling the world that the two of you were going to be getting back together, La Loca!!!
After two nights of getting kicked to the curb, Lindsanity got the hint and chose to drown her sorrows at Chateau Marmont Wednesday night, and friends close to the trainwreck are getting more nervous than usual.
“She needs help. She needs to solve her problems. She’s just not taking care of herself."
Very astute of them.
And because Lindsay can't take a SHIT without Michael Lohan blabbing to the press that it's probably because he divorced Dina:
"The reason Lindsay tries to drown her sorrows and mask her pain was because of my divorce from her mother, which in turn tore her apart."
No offense, douchebag, but the fact that you're attempting to get press off of taking responsibility for your daughter's problems, which, BTW, are so far BEYOND your pathetic ass that it's embarrassing that you still try to relate them to back to you, IS DISGUSTING, DESPICABLE, and COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE.
Apparently Lindsay did one lucid, commendable thing this week - deny Michael access to her apartment when he showed up uninvited.
A source says:
"Her dad showed up at her apartment in L.A., and Lindsay alerted security to make him leave. She is dealing with her attorney to stop him from harassing her."
Honestly, we don't think she's ever going to have a shot in hell at coming back from her disaster of a life until that man is put away and cannot have any access to her or media outlets.
You almost want to call her a poor thing…and then you remember all the shiz she pulls and that sentiment disappears completely.
Lohan will apparently be terrorizing Milan this weekend, so for our readers in that neck of the woods - stay indoors and hide your booze!! Girlfriend has had a bad week and is ready for a BENDER!!
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La Loca continued her delusional interview today - in which she tries to convince herself the world that she's not still a disastrous mess of a crackwhore - with the most respectable, highest-profile news outlet she could find that would still pay for her irrelevant ass, Britain's The Sun, and it gets even more ridiculous in part two!!
We think Lindsanity has a promising career ahead being a delusional liar creative writer!!!
The best part about the entire thing is that her interviewer smells LOLhan's bullshiz two miles away and writes:
"It is a whirlwind of a meeting and, if I'm honest, none of us are particularly taken with Ms Lohan. I am left staring at a very mixed-up, confused little girl who just wants to be loved. As I leave her to party in her hotel suite, I can only hope that one day she will let somebody do just that."
Here's some of Lindsay's better crazy:
On her toxic lesbian relationship with SaMANtha Ronson:
"I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We're still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends. If I wasn't with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She's the only woman I've been attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don't know."
"Mostly it was great. Everyone has ups and downs, it's normal. But in front of the public eye they're going to take the downs and make it seem like they're a million times worse. That comes with the territory. It was a big deal for me because I've never had a relationship as public as that, especially being with a girl for the first time. That was really scary for me. But I didn't care because I love her. A picture can tell a thousand different words and lies. They want the negative, they want the drama. They want to say, 'Oh Lindsay's distraught, here we go again, should Sam leave?'"
On why the Ronson family wants her gone:
"There have been a lot of ups and downs. Her family is very involved in her relationships and that was difficult. I think Samantha was growing as a celebrity and a musician and I think that might have scared her family. But I've always been her biggest supporter and, yeah, I love her. All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn't fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing in terms of her becoming more famous than the rest of them. She kind of does what she wants now. It's changed, so who's to say we won't be together again?"
On Heath Ledger:
"That's kind of a touchy subject. Sorry. He was a really good friend to me for a long time and it was really sad when that happened."
On her fameWHORING parents and her EFFED UP childhood:
"My childhood was very… well, my mom was amazing but my dad was there and then not there. My Dad experimented with drugs including cocaine and I think maybe that had a lot to do with it. When I was younger he would disappear for three days then show up and we'd be walking on eggshells because we would be nervous of what he would say or do. I would put myself in between him and my siblings and do the best I could to protect them. Maybe I didn't realize how much it was affecting me as a person and what it could do to me in the long run. He never hit me, it was more verbal. When I was younger he hit my mom, but I don't really remember that part of it. I think my family is part of the reason I've made mistakes. I think it's just the pressure of wanting to please everyone. That's always been hard."
This would honestly be quite sad if she weren't getting a paycheck out of it!!
You can only blame everything else around you for your mistakes for so long, LiLo, but at some point you're going to have to OWN up to your problems if you truly want to FIX them.
Nobody buys this as sincere. Get HELP.
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Uh-oh, we guess those nasty abuse rumors really struck a nerve!!
A few days ago we posted a story that the Lindsanity/saMANtha Ronson relationship had escalated into violence.
Luckily, the gruesome twosome are Tweeting in fury that the story is completely false and that they're just miserable and toxic for each other WITHOUT it getting physical.
La Loca was the first to tweet the tale's untruth:
This is become a bit much*Samantha R never raised a hand to me, I've never said she did* Enough is Enough. Focus on other more important……..World Issues
saMAN then got her jock strap all in bunch and twatted:
To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumour accusing me of being violently abusive after @lindsaylohan has denied it: I WILL take legal action.
@lindsaylohan thank you for clearing that up. the high road was giving me a nose bleed! 
The 'high' road was giving you a 'nose bleed?'
saMAN, it's our job to write the jokes, don't tweet them yourself.
Well, at the risk of sounding sentimental, we are sincerely glad if this story is false. Nobody who claims to love you should ever raise a hand against you. Even these two disasters have enough sense to realize that.
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Things got pretty heated on Wednesday night!
SaMAN Ronson was DJing at Crown Bar in El Lay when who else but Lindsay Lohan waltzed in to stir up some trouble! An eyewitness explains:
"Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her.
"Lindsay was trying to get Sam's attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn't pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancing with this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous."
Popping pills and boozing? That's our La Loca!
SaMAN was sick of the sight of her and started teasing her about being drunk saying to LiLo, "Why don't you have another drink?" and "You're a disgrace!"
Ouch! The eyewitness continues:
"That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!"
Lindsay's friends supposedly managed to take her away from the situation and SaMAN was so upset that instead of doing a live set she played a tape instead which pissed off the management who asked her to step down from the DJ booth.
A furious Ronson took her audio cables and left the club unable to play any music for the rest of the night! She was spotted later that night at H.Wood throwing a "diva fit!"
Juicy!
We think Lindsay needs to give up on this SaMAN reunion — it reeks of desperation! But then again, so does LiLo!
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saMAN Ronson took to her Twitter to discuss Heidi Montag's recent plastic surgery AND a diss at Spencer Pratt!
She tweeted:
STILL can't get over heidi's surgery- i know we all turn into our mothers eventually- but all in 1 day? maybe her husband has mommy issues?
Would that mean Lindsay had daddy issues?
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SaMAN Ronson seems to be getting all friendly with the celebrities lately.
Well, with everyone but Lindsay Lohan that is.
Just last month, she was all giggly and playful with John Mayer outside an El Lay nightclub.
And now she's seen hanging out with hottie Kellan Lutz. Really? Who knew those two even had much in common.
Lutz, SaMAN, and a female friend were spotted as they left Voyuer nightclub in West Hollywood last night.
And the trio were all smiles.
Wonder if Lindsay was the one who tipped off the paparazzi again.
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And she sounded pissed!
When going to Shamrock Tattoo parlor in El Lay last night with her stepbrother Alexander Jones, SaMAN Ronson couldn't believe the paparazzi were there and then accused ex Lindsay Lohan of sending them!
She said to the paps, "For real? Are you that bored? Why are you here. Oh, she told you to come here? She told you to come here?"
We can only imagine who she must be referring to!
As she was leaving, the photogs asked her a couple questions about LiLo including how she felt about DJ Jus Ske spending time with LOLhan in Miami. SaMAN looked pretty unfazed saying, "He's my homie. I like that dude. He's good people."
One of the paps even brought up Lindsay's Tweet about "Lohan mayhem" in 2010. SaMAN's response?
"You know I don't follow her on Twitter so I don't know. Have a good night."
And she sped away in her Porsche!
Ouch, Lindz! She doesn't even follow you on Twitter?! Sorry to say, but she seems completely over your dramz!
How's that triumphant return to peen going?
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Oh. LOLhan!
Lindsay Lohan took to her Twitter once again to share her thoughts on ex-lover saMAN Ronson last night.
She Tweeted:
"Funny how I'm rushin bk 2 see @samantharonson when she says she's w her bro alone. 2girls? That wasn't mentioned."
Lindsay deleted that, but once you Tweet - it's out there for the world to see!
Maybe saMAN's not looking to rekindle the old flame, Lindz?
Weren't you saying that 2010 is about "moving forward and not backwards." Take your own advice!
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We knew Mayer fancied the men!
John Mayer and SaMAN Ronson were spotted outside of the Brass Monkey nightclub in El Lay on Wednesday looking obnoxiously playful with one another — even holding hands!
You know Lindsay Lohan is seething somewhere!
Don't hit the egg nog too hard, Lindz!
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