Rush Limbaugh was on a call discussing New York Rep. Eric Massa and his potential replacement being chosen by Governor David Paterson and made a blatantly racist (and STOOPID) pun:
CALLER: I am reasonably sure that Paterson will be appointing the replacement, assuming that he, you know, doesn't resign in the next 60 or 90 days.
LIMBAUGH: Let's assume you're right. So, David Paterson will become the massa –
CALLER: Yes.
LIMBAUGH: — who gets to appoint whoever gets to take Massa's place. So, for the first time in his life, Paterson's gonna be a massa. Interesting, interesting.
Listen to the call above if you can stomach hearing this idiot's voice!
We hate to admit it…but she IS kind of funny in this!
El Lay's own Real Heidi Doll finally realized that she looks ridiculous and agreed to be part of a HIGHlarious Funny Or Die video series, directed by Ron Howard, that is urging Congress to pass financial reform!
Heidi Montag, the political activist, folks!!
Of course, instead of letting the video speak for itself and appearing to be somewhat self-aware and, dare we say, intelligent, girlfriend had to open her mouth and say:
"I am so excited about my acting future. I can't wait for my next role to be as an action star! This is just the beginning of a whole new world for me."
A whole new world of opportunities for Franken-tittays, a whole new world of despair for everyone else.
On top of effing over his wife and impregnating his mistress, John Edwards is about to be indicted by a Federal grand jury. And his estranged wife Elizabeth could even help sent him to jail!
The douche is being investigated by the FBI and IRS for using campaign funds to pay his babymomma Rielle Hunter. An indictment is pretty much inevitable!
"John is terrified that he's going to be indicted," claims a source. "While he believes he's done nothing illegal in trying to hide his extramarital affair with Rielle and their daughter, he thinks the Feds are going to make an example of him."
Despite winning 15 medals at the Vancouver Olympics, Russian is seriously lacking sportsmanship!
Russian president Dmitry Medvedev is even asking for resignations from those responsible for the lackluster showing! But they did great! They country came in 6th in the overall medal count, but Russia is all pissy because they didn't win the 40 medals that said they were gonna win. A number like that is unheard of!!!
They are actively preparing for hosting the 2014 games on their own turf to right the wrong!
Medvedev said:
"Those who bear the responsibility for Olympic preparations should carry that responsibility. It's totally clear. I think that the individuals responsible, or several of them, who answer for these preparations, should take the courageous decision to hand in their notice. If we don't see such decisiveness, we will help them."
"Without messing around, we need to start preparations for Sochi. But taking into account what happened in Vancouver, we need to completely change how we prepare our athletes.
Chill out! Take a break for a few months or better yet, concentrate on efforts that will actually improve your country!
Republican Senator Paul Broun from Georgia may be doctor, but he is just another partisan dipshit!
President Obama recently announced that he would only incorporate four minor Republican ideas into the recent health care bill and understandably, the GOP was pissed.
It was up to Senator Broun to officially make us ashamed of our government!
The idiot said:
"I don't know if we should be insulted or humored at the President's feeble attempts to incorporate Republican ideas into his latest health care proposal. Snooki, from the Jersey Shore, has more substance than President Obama's offer.
Instead of listening to the American people, the President has once again demonstrated his arrogance and ignorance about what the nation expects from its leaders. This is "The Situation," Mr. President: the American people do not want unconstitutional mandates and job-killing tax increases. They are concerned with the costs of premiums, the quality of their health care and ensuring their children and grandchildren are not left with the bill. If you want to govern with the consent of the governed, you need to scrap this government take-over plan and embrace more of our commonsense solutions that protect the vital patient/doctor relationship and decrease the costs of premiums without adding to the national debt."
Maybe Mr Obama made this decision due to the lack of cooperation and rational insight he was getting from the GOP. Everyone wants to get on their soapbox and shout, but no one wants to have a civil conversation.
You wanna talk to Snooki about the healthcare debate?! Good luck! But here is "the Situation" Senator: You are making a fool of yourself and not helping anyone with your cutesy bullshit.
If you stopped name calling, maybe you'd get something done! We're waiting…
Don't you guys have anything to do than stroke the ego of someone who thinks he can do whatever he wants??
According to GolfDigest.com,
President Obama also made a personal call to offer encouragement. So did Bill Clinton, whose experience might be particularly instructive.
Okay, so we SORT OF get why Bill would want to say "hey, I've been there," but it's still complete bull shiz, if you ask us!!
Are they calling up Elin to make sure she's doing okay?? SHE'S the one who had to deal with the heartbreak and public humiliation of being cheated on!!
Let's get our priorities straight, people!! Tiger does NOT need any more coddling!
The political party UKIP, or the UK Independence Party, are planning to launch a manfiesto led by a High Court judge to investigate whether or not globing warming is, in fact, man-made!!
Depending on the results, Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth, or what they're calling global warming propaganda, would be banned from schools and public authorities would not be allowed to spend money on trying to fix climate change!!
WTF?? Are they trying to destroy the planet??
Viscount Monckton, the UKIP climate change spokesman, says:
"At the moment all the major parties have decided to sign up to the eco-fascist agenda and therefore anyone who does not believe in eco-fascist agenda has no where else to go."
ECO-FASCIST agenda? Seriously??
Apparently, they believe that scientists have been messing with data and facts so it looks like humanity is at fault for the changing climate, and a recent poll found that one in five people, compared to one in three ONLY last year, believe that climate change is man-made.
We're still unclear at the problem. Even IF theoretically global warming is a crock of SHIZ, how are the preventative measures we've subsequently taken detrimental in any way?? We're still making the planet a healthier place, whether or not the glaciers do melt and drown us all!
Effing nuts.
What do U think?? Is global warming an eco-fascist agenda??
Maryland's Attorney General announced this morning that the state would, from here on out, recognize same-sex marriages performed elsewhere and that all Maryland agencies should begin "affording out-of-state gay couples all the rights they have been awarded in other places. "
Attorney General Douglas F. Gansler firmly stated: "State agencies in Maryland will recognize out-of-state gay marriages as of right now."
Yes! Thank you Maryland for lending a hand to cause!
They will also be meeting again next week to discuss specific ideas for the Hispanic community in terms of early childhood development programs.
YES! The Colombian singer says:
“It was such a privilege to sit down with the President in the Oval Office to discuss our shared commitment to education and early childhood development. We agreed that investing in our children is the smartest strategy governments can use to boost economic growth, fight poverty, and promote global security and peace.
"We will be working closely with the President and his staff to implement his vision—for Latinos, children in the United States, and around the world."
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