While the rest of the world found out she's divorcing Sam Mendes, Kate Winslet spent today in Mexico with a boat full of random dudes which I'm guessing was a last minute substitute for Leonardo DiCaprio's penis who, don't get me wrong, would've totally been there if he could. It's just he promised Bar Refaeli he'd have sex in her supermodel vagina before going to the club and having his pick of any woman he wants. But, again, totally would've been there.
If you actually believed Spencer Pratt is taking a break from The Hills to fight cyber-terrorism, you should probably go ahead and cyber-terrorize yourself in the face for the good of humanity. Turns out he's on an MTV-imposed hiatus for allegedly threatening to kill a female producer. Us Magazine reports:
The source explains that Pratt, 26, recently "flipped out" on the show's set after a female producer made a request to which he objected.
"He got so crazy that he screamed at [her], 'I should kill you for even asking me to do that!'" the source recounts.
"Very rattled" by Pratt's outburst, the producer filed a complaint with the show's top producers -- who then threatened to kick Pratt off the show.
Pratt's team went back with a compromise: "the show agreed that Spencer would leave The Hills for six weeks to do anger management training once a week at home. If he completes it, he can return to the show."
So basically Spencer Pratt's going to sit around a house full of guns pretending to be straight for six weeks while his "wife" blows her half of the mortgage on chin sandings. If that's not a recipe for murder/suicide, God fucking hates us.
Here's The Secret of Life of the American Teenager star Francia Raisa - Relax, she's 21. - conveniently posing for the paparazzi in a bikini and roller blades the same day her made for TV movie debuted. Unfortunately she's an idiot because the Internet doesn't work on Sundays, so now we're just staring at her breasts for absolutely no promotional purpose whatsoever. Unless they're capable of time travel. In which case, she should prove she's not a terrorist by letting me get to second in front of Ben Franklin.
Scope Out (12) Pics of Francia Raisa After the Jump
- Demi Lovato attempts to de-gay Joe Jonas with the strong, masculine arms of Jesus. [Dlisted]
- George Clooney is probably making love to women through the hole in a pineapple as we speak. [Lainey Gossip]
- Nicole Scherzinger is on Dancing with the Stars? How is that even fair? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Denise Richards and Joanna Krupa are freeing the wrong puppies. [HollywoodTuna]
- Spencer Pratt just made Osama Bin Laden piss himself. Laughing. [PopEater]
- Rielle Hunter genuinely surprised a photo shoot involving a sex-tape-filming mistress wasn't classy. [TheFABlife]
- Mischa Barton and kids with cancer. Why not? [Huffington Post]
- Slash likes 'em pre-op. [StarPulse]
- Kirstie Alley eats until someone dies. [Celebslam]
- Johnny Depp having a pajama party with his evil twin Donny Jepp. (I have no clue.) [PopSugar]
- Miley Cyrus claims the Internet wastes your life. I'll be the judge of that. *looks at house full of cats* Dammit. [Just Jared]
- Jude Law should get some sort of medal. [The Blemish]
Follow The Superficial on Facebook || TwitterScope Out (16) Pics of Cheryl Burke After the Jump
Jessica Simpson clearly hates John Mayer for ruining any chance to talk about her new reality show The Something of Something because she also stopped by The View this morning to let Barbara Walters know he's banned from her vagina. Via People:
"I thought he was stupid for breaking up with me," Simpson, 29, said on ABC's The View on Monday morning.
Asked if she's spoken to Mayer, 32, since he likened her to "sexual napalm in a Playboy interview," Simpson said she hadn't, and then added with a laugh: "And he'll never have this napalm again."
"I'll walk into a restaurant or something, and I notice that more men are looking at me, but I feel like they're undressing me," she says. "So, it's a little bit embarrassing."
Of course Jessica Simpson thinks men are just now undressing her with their eyes. Because before they were simply staring at her humongous chest because they're all doctors. Well, newsflash, they're not. -- Except for me. Stethoscope!
Apparently it was Break-up Weekend because Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes are calling it quits, according to TMZ:
A statement from their lawyers says: "The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children."
Great. Now how's Sam Mendes going to make movies where Leonardo DiCaprio bangs his wife? Sure, he could remarry, but have you ever planned a wedding? It's like trying to build a house of cards with nothing but a stick of dynamite and your drunk uncle no one wants to sit by.
‘Rock Of Love’ and ‘The Bachelor’ are both game shows where girls compete for the prize of some guy they barely know having sex on them for a month and then realizing they’ve made a horrible mistake. The difference being that ‘the Bachelor’ is very fancy. Like this seasons winner Vienna Girardi, who [...]
‘The Secret of Life of the American Teenager’ is a show on ABC Family, which is a network that apparently exists. And yesterday the shows star Francia Raisa went rollerblading in a bikini top in Santa Monica, just a few hours before a ‘Teenager’ movie premiered. It’s sad that young girls have [...]
Recent Comments