You're no Mariah Carey!

Jenni "JWoWW" Farley supposedly turned up her nose at the Cadillac Escalade sent to bring her from Long Island to the Estate club in Boston last weekend.

"First she made the car wait 45 minutes," says a source. "Then she told the driver she doesn't travel in Escalades."

Estate then made arrangements for a limo to come get the Jersey Shore cast member!

Is she effing serious? These Jersey Shore kids are getting a little TOO big for their britches — tone it down a notch, girl!

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We don't believe ANY of them are!

The Jersey Shore kids have supposedly been ordered by MTV to stay away from alcohol until the filming of the second season, but Snooki was at the Hennessy Black launch party last night sampling the booze!

Apparently she was drinking from her boyfriend's glass before eventually getting one of her own AND grinding on a Hennessy executive at the party completing ignoring her publicist telling her to knock it off!

She's just not Snooki if she's not drunk!

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Jersey Shore is heading to South Beach — but the cast’s culture of “Gym-Tan-Laundry,” has made a lasting impression of the good people of the Garden State.

The Tropicana Casino and Resort in Atlantic City has introduced the “Jersey Shore Package,” which offers fans of the wildly-popular MTV series the chance to recreate the same “high-energy nightlife fun” that reality TV’s famed guidos & guidettes experienced when they visited the establishment in an episode of the reality show that first aired last fall.

Priced at a cool $878 per night, The Jersey Shore package promises overnight accommodations, dinner at gourmet Italian restaurant Il Verdi, VIP admission to an assortment of AC clubs, and a gift certificate to the Tropicana salon, where a professional stylist will adorn you with your very own Snooki Poof!

For those looking for a more exclusive experience at The Shore, the resort is offering the “Very Important Guidos Package.” Book the room where Sammi slugged The Situation for calling Snooki fat for $4,230 per night.

In a press release issued last month, Tropicana President Mark Giannantonio says the resort regularly receives requests from costumers who want to stay in the suites the cast inhabited during their stay at the resort last summer, prompting the casino to create the new package.

“Let’s face it, the Jersey Shore reality show is a hot topic. We’ve received so many requests for the Jersey Shore suite since the episode at The Tropicana aired, we were inspired to recreate the fun with this package and help our guests enjoy a whole new energy here at the hotel.”

At least one group isn’t jumping for glee at the chance to channel their inner J-WOWW at the Tropicana. Andre Dimino, National President of UNICO, the largest Italian service organization in America and an outspoken critic of the successful reality series says he’s horrified by news of the package.

“They should be ashamed of themselves because of the damage they’re doing to our heritage and to young people effected by this. They’re just capitalizing and perpetuating the negative stereotype.”

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Forget the mojitos, break out some tap water: The hard-partying cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore is heading to Miami for Season Two and network executives want to be sure all seven housemates are good and sober when they descend on South Beach.

We hear MTV has banned the cast of its wildly-popular series from indulging any alcoholic beverages until filming begins on the show’s second season later this month. Jenni “JWoww” Farley made an appearance in Boston over the weekend, but much to everyone’s surprise, the reality starlet shied away from all of her favorite liquors.

“MTV doesn’t want [the cast] to drink,” one FOX News source snitched.

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No! For how long?

This is unacceptable! How is she suppose to be able to look herself in the mirror before she goes out for a night at Karma without the haze of Jack Daniels impairing her judgement in wardrobe?

Stoopid!

Sources claim that Jenni “JWoww” Farley was in Boston over the weekend making an appearance at a new club and that there was something vitally missing from her hand - a drink!

Witnesses claim to have overheard the Jersey Shore star explain that the MTV network has put a ban on alcohol for all of the cast members until the new season of the show starts.

Lame!

Sure it might keep them out of any legal trouble, but their tolerance level will decrease if they quit cold turkey. Then, by the time they get to Miami, it won't take but one case of beer to get these guidos and guidettes fiercely fist pumping and making out with strangers and….

Oh now we get it! Clever move, MTV!

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Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are about to get some very tanned neighbors: The second season of Jersey Shore is South Beach-bound.

On Wednesday, The Miami Herald reported what we’ve been hearing for weeks; the controversial cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore will take over The Sunshine State’s trendy South Beach community for its second season, premiering this summer.

Despite some protests from locals, Seaside Heights’ best GTLers are coming anyway! (Sticks Out Tongue!)

You mean people don’t want drunken, first-pumping twentysomethings mating all over the neighborhood? Imagine that!

The new season of Jersey Shore will begin production in the next two weeks.

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What a relief!

Erica "Rikki" Mongeon was taken out of her medically induced coma, after being in a car accident with her sister Victoria "Vikki" Mongeon who both starred in MTV's A Double Shot of Love.

Rikki was originally expected to be taken out of the coma on Friday, but the doctors decided to wait a bit longer because the swelling in her brain wasn't going down after they took her off medication.

Get well soon!

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A couple who were involved in a boardwalk brawl on an episode of MTV’s Jersey Shore have filed a lawsuit against the network, claiming edited the footage to cover up what actually transpired, TMZ.com reported this week.

Joshua Thomas and Kristin Perrenod say the reality show’s producers edited the incident “in a matter that was completely inconsistent with what really took place.”

In the episode that aired, a troublemaking passerby is shown insulting Jersey Shore cast members Ronnie and Sammi “Sweetheart” as they walk on the boardwalk. Sammi responds with some trash talk and a brawl ensues after Ronnie is seen charging the troublemaker. The couple claims they have a DVD that contains raw footage of the fight and shows Ronnie and Sammi provoking them by yelling homophobic slurs and other insults.

Although the couple claim they signed a release form after the incident, they argue that it shouldn’t be considered valid because they were “clearly intoxicated” when they signed the waiver.

Thomas and Perrenod are suing MTV, 459 Productions, Viacom, Ronnie and others for an unspecified amount, TMZ reported.

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Shocking, yes?

MTV is said to be reviving their famous Unplugged series in collaboration with Starburst candies. Stop scratching your head, it's about to make sense.

The revival will be across the cable board of MTV networks, meaning there will be an edition on MTV, VH1, CMT and streaming over their respective websites. Slated for the first round of acoustic performances will be Adam Lambert on VH1, Phoenix on MTV and Reba McEntire on CMT on March 10th.

What separates the series from the original (and explains the Starburst tie-in) is the addition of an unexpected performance of a cover song or other contradictory musical moment. This moment syncs up with Starburst's new tagline "It's a juicy contradiction."

Oh the cleverness of marketing!

If nothing else, we are happy to hear a little music will be returning to the network. It is way overdue!

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After years of dishing out lip on MTV’s The Hills, for once chatty villain Spencer Pratt has been rendered speechless.

Pratt, 26, was walking one of his Pomeranian pooches outside his Hollywood home on Sunday when the toy rope he was holding in his mouth, slipped out, causing Spencer to bite down through his own tongue. The freak accident left the preppy fameseeker with a hole in his tongue that required immediate oral surgery and several stitches.

Spencer was left unable to speak for a few days and is taking the incident “as a sign from God that he needs to continue to keep his mouth shut in 2010.”

We second that.

Spotted@

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