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Mar 08
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Icky Icky Poo, Insider, Levi Johnston, TV News, alan ball, alaska, desperate housewives, douchebags, playgirl, sookie stackhouse, true blood, vampire bill
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Yeah RIGHT.
Apparently Levi Johnston is super serious about getting his acting career off the ground, and according to an insider, really working on "taking acting classes and honing his craft."
HA HA.
That same insider is even claiming he's turned down roles on shows like Desperate Housewives and True Blood!!
Yeah, we'd love to know who this mysterious 'insider' is!! Sounds like the Alaskan douchebag is trying to generate some buzz for himself, if you ask us!!
Luckily for the sanity of the world, a rep from ABC immediately denied they ever made Levi an offer, and the creator of True Blood, Alan Ball, had some pretty harsh words, as well:
"He was never offered a chance to be on the show, and he never will. We only hire actors."
Ouch!
We guess it's time he got that peen ready for Playgirl!! Nobody else is going to be cutting him a paycheck!!
[Image via WENN.]
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And she is going to have her lawyers prove it!
Bristol Palin thinks that her dufus baby daddy, Levi Johnston, is full of shiz and she is calling him out on it. More accurately, she is having her lawyers subpoena CNN, Playgirl, and others who have worked with Levi over the past year to PROVE it!
Levi has yet to cough up the $1,688.42 a month in child support he is suppose to be paying, claiming that he makes a "pittance" from his media ventures and cannot afford it. His definition of a pittance: $101,000.
Boo-hoo rich boy
Regardless, Sarah Palin's offspring got some brains from somewhere because she isn't buying it, so her lawyers sent out subpoenas today to CNN, Playgirl, Entertainment Tonight, The Insider, Star Magazine, and National Enquirer, requesting figures on how much they each paid Levi.
Uh-oh! That sounds like it could be trouble for ya, Levi! We'd reach into the piggy bank and start paying child support before you are made a fool of.
Or, you know, more of a fool.
[Image via AP Images.]
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Is Levi Johnston bound for television’s Wisteria Lane?
Hollywood Gossip Gal Janet Charlton cites snoops who claim the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin’s infant grandson — hot in Tinseltown after shaking his junk on the Winter cover of Playgirl — is being courted for a three-episode guest arc that would air on ABC’s Desperate Housewives later this season.
Series creator Marc Cherry — a gay Republican — is a longtime member of the Log Cabin Republicans interest group, and first met Levi at the 2008 Republican National Convention. Cherry was so taken with the moose-shootin’ teen dad that he’s reportedly crafting a role that will potentially see Johnston as a boytoy for one of the characters on the campy dramedy, Charlton claims.
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Levi Johnston goes nude for Playgirl’s latest Winter 2010 issue, which hits stands on Feb. 22,
The feature “Levi Johnston Goes Rogue” promises details about the the shoot, the interview and the scandal as well as the Palins, fatherhood and stripping ndown.
Levi, 19, chats about being a dad to 1-year-old son Tripp, whose mom is with 19-year-old Bristol Palin (daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin).
Classy!
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Levi Johnston’s much-hyped Playgirl cover finally hit newsstands Saturday ending
months of speculation over whether on not the moose-shootin’ 19-year-old would give fans a sought-after penis shot.
Word is he did not, but fans are still welcome to purchase a Winter 2010 issue of Playgirl to see Levi bare everything else. Johnston’s Playgirl photos have caused much controversy for his former de facto in-laws, The Palins. Levi’s high school sweetheart-turned-baby mama Bristol wants the proceeds from the shoot to go towards child support payments for the couple’s one-year-old son, Tripp.
Spotted@
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While Bristol Palin is busy trying to convince the world that she's a virgin and not a teen mom, her baby daddy and Alaskan douchebag Levi Johnston realized he was out of the spotlight and is attempting to claw his way back in by telling anyone who will listen about what a great dad he is!
Levi talked about the two whole days he's permitted to see his son, Tripp, and how Bristol Palin can barely stand to be around him.
"Saturday is usually the best day of the week for me. It's the day I get to see my son. I'm pumped that I get to see him twice a week. It feels pretty good. You can't dwell on what happened."
"She tells me if something's new but you know it is as far as we get. She called and told me he said 'Dad.' [We] actually got together and went into Anchorage and ate dinner, just the 3 of us and got him some ice cream. It was pretty fun. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that's about it. She tells me if something's new but you know it is as far as we get. She called and told me he said 'Dad.' [We] actually got together and went into Anchorage and ate dinner, just the 3 of us and got him some ice cream. It was pretty fun. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that's about it."
We doubt it's because you're feuding, Levi - you probably have nothing to say to each other because you two are too effing stupid to string sentences together for any consistent period of time.
And because even when he's talking about his child he has to bring the attention back to himself,
"I think he looks more like me. Everyone I've talked to says he looks more like me. I am trying to get him to play hockey. He's really getting close with trying to grab the stick."
That poor child doesn't have a shot in hell!
Ugh. We like him better when his mouth is closed and his clothes are off. Not that he even looks that great naked. Still and improvement, though.
We'd rather just see Bristol, him and Grandma eaten by polar bears.
[Image via WENN.]
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But she wouldn't take it!
Twist!
This morning, news broke that Bristol Palin is after child support from her babydaddy Levi Johnston. Never one to miss an opportunity to be in the press, Levi had his lawyer quickly tell the press that he in fact offered Bristol money at one time, but she wouldn't take.
The story goes that Levi had the money readily available for Bristol to have, and suggested that she come to his place to pick them up. What he actually wanted was for her to bring their son, Tripp, so the three of them could spend some time together. Every time he invited her over, she never showed up.
When pressed for why he didn't simply mail the check to Bristol, Levi's attorney said, "Why should he have to do that. He's not dangerous to her."
True, plus he gets more press this way!
[Image via AP Images.]
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Or so says his baby's momma Bristol Palin.
According to Sexy Sarah's daughter, she's asking Levi Johnson to fork over $1,750 in child support, going all the way back to their son Tripp's birth on December 27, 2008.
Bristol claims the deadbeat dad has made "in excess of $105,000 in 2009 through various media interviews and modeling related activities."
We're guessing "modeling related activities" is a nice way of saying posing for Playgirl.
The teenage mom also says "I have received limited and sporadic financial assistance from Levi" totaling $4,400 over the 13 months that Tripp has been around.
Bristol's request for the moment is temporary support, pending a permanent child support order.
Bottom line: pay up douche!
[Image via AP Images.]
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