MICHAEL JACKSON - had at least 2 girlfriends whose identity have remained a secret, according to his bodyguards. Well that’s all the proof I need. I’m sure it wasn’t a boy in a wig and a dress. Why can’t the girls go public? Who knows. Maybe they’re mermaids. [...]

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And those drunkards were Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham!

Katy Perry must be having quite the effect on fiance Russell Brand because he didn't have one drink while pAArtying with the guys on Sunday at the Weinstein-Montblanc pre-Oscar party! He was having enough fun!

"Russ was in hysterics when Jason and Guy were so tipsy they almost fell out of their Bentley and tried to get into the wrong entrance of Soho House," claims a source.

Rich people problems if we ever heard any! Hope you didn't hurt yourself falling out of your expensive car to find your way to the exclusive club.

Douches.

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Katy Perry is stylin’ as she arrives at the Vanity Fair After Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Hollywood’s Sunset Tower on Sunday (March 7) with fiance Russell Brand.

The 25-year-old singer and her 34-year-old British sweetheart were spotted chatting with Academy Awards co-host Steve Martin and tennis star Serena Williams at the party!

Late last night, Katy tweeted, “I wanna break outta this f—in amazing dress. Help @rustyrockets?”

FYI: Katy wore a gorgeous Zuhair Marad gown, H. Stern jewels, Judith Leiber clutch and Jimmy Choo shoes.

10+ pictures inside of Katy Perry and Russell Brand at the Vanity Fair after party…

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Pass! No one wants the aisle to smell like Jack Daniels and covered in glitter!

In a recent interview, Ke$ha expressed an interest in Katy Perry's upcoming nuptials. As in, she wants to be apart of them. She explained that she hoped Katy would ask her to be a bridesmaid and that her future hubby could introduce her to an available Brit.

Unlikely on both accounts!

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Katy Perry shows her big heart as she enters an office building in Los Angeles on Friday (March 5).

The 25-year-old singer may be voicing the character of Smurfette in the forthcoming Smurfs film starring Neil Patrick Harris!

Variety reports that Katy, George Lopez, Alan Cumming and Jonathan Winters (who voiced several characters in the original TV series) are all in various stages of negotiations to voice characters in the live-action and animated film.

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Somewhere James Cameron is kicking himself for not thinking of this first. PopEater reports:

Singer Katy Perry will be featured in a film based on the 'Smurfs.' Perry is in negotiations to voice the role of Smurfette, one of those huggably blue creatures created by Belgian cartoonist Pierre Culliford in 1958, reports Variety. Others attached to the project include Neil Patrick Harris from 'How I Met Your Mother' and British actor Alan Cumming.

Finally! Now I can tell people at Starbucks I masturbate to Smurfette without them running out the door with their children. And flagging down a patrol car. CHEESE IT!

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It's official!

Katy Perry will be lending her voice to the new live-action/CGI Smurfs flick as the only little blue lady of the bunch, Smurfette!

She'll be smurfing alongside talents such as Alan Cumming, George Lopez, Jonathan Winters and recently announced lead Neil Patrcik Harris.

Boy, if this were any other movie than the Smurfs, we would be getting REALLY excited. At present, we are only mildly delighted.

What do U think of their choice of Smurfette?

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Pop hitmaker Katy Perry has landed a role in the big screen adaptation of classic kids’ show The Smurfs, Variety said Friday.

The “I Kissed A Girl” crooner has been tipped to voice a character in Smurfs: The Movie, according to the trade paper. Katy will lend her voice to the new film — which will be a mixture of live action and CGI animation –as Smurfette, the only female Smurf among the group. Katy joins “How I Met Your Mother” star Neil Patrick Harris, Alan Cumming and comedian George Lopez who have also signed up for the film.

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand are definitely starting to grow on us...

But when's the wedding??

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Katy Perry is gracing the cover of this month's Nylon magazine, and she not only spills the deets on her new tunes and Russell Brand, but she gives her thoughts on her partners in pop music - including GaGaloo, Ke$ha, Rihanna and Taylor Swift!!

On differentiating herself from the other pop princesses:
"You've got GaGa, who's like, from outer space; you've got Ke$ha, who's the beer-drinking, house-party girl; and then you've got Rihanna, who's transforming the urban world into her own outer space. But I feel like you're missing an Alanis Morissette, in 2010. I love how she was a voice for a lot of people who couldn't explain their feelings. But it's not like I'm not gonna compete. I love a good dose of healthy competition. It's not going to be the same that they're doing…"

On how she's really just Taylor Swift:
"Sometimes I really feel like I'm more of a Taylor Swift. She tells stories, and I think that's why she resonates with a lot of people. She hits the hidden chord in them [where they say], 'Oh my God, I've been through that too,' or 'You said it in a way I could never explain.'"

On how she had to go through the five stages of GaGa to reach OBSESSION:
"When I heard The Fame Monster, I was like, 'What the fuck is she talking about - teeth and he ate my heart and monster and dance in the dark and shit?' I thought she was such a shock jock. Then I saw her on the American Music Awards, and I was like, 'You're an animal of another kind, and we need you!' She's amazing. She's an entertainer, a visual arts. And her lyrics do mean things when you actually break them down."

On her British boo:
"Love has really affected [my songwriting]. I know how to handle a man now. So it's talking about the love rather than, you know, being annoyed with boys. He's like Jim Morrison meets Charles Manson meets Jesus meets a little bit of Elvis. He's a walking genius. Just standing next to him makes me smarter. He's good for me. He's not a pussy in any way, shape or form. He's the boss; he calls the shots. But I like that. I've been waiting for someone I couldn't steamroll."

Well spoken, Mizz Perry!!

We're happy to hear you're in such a nice place romantically and creatively, and we're THRILLED to hear your new music!!

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