Jon boarded the Gosselin family dogs away months ago, but Kate thinks it's time for the pups to come back home!

German shepherds Shoka and Nala were sent away last fall because Jon claimed the kids would "climb on them, pull their tails, bite at them [and] drag them."

Poor pups!

Kate is telling a different story though, saying: "I realized if I had two difficult kids I wouldn't send them away and ask for new kids… I'd never quit on my kids, so why would I think I was going to quit on my dogs?"

We thought the kids were the problem, not the dogs!

Although, this is Jon Gosselin's word we're debating so, really, grain of salt here.

Kate says Nala and Shoka will be returning to the family's home in Wernersville, Pennsylvania "once the weather warms up."

She means once she finishes her stint on Dancing With The Stars!

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Kate Gosselin speaks at the Women’s Expo held at the Century Center on Saturday (March 13) in South Bend, Ind.

“I strive to bring health and happiness into [my kids'] every day lives,” Kate, 34, shared from a podium. “That’s what this [expo] is about.”

Fans showed up as early as 6:30AM in order to to get an autograph from the reality show mama.

Earlier in the day, Kate received a tour of the Healthworks! Kids Museum.

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It's pretty rare when divas DO like each other, so this doesn't surprise us!

Johnny Weir has publicly come out with his disdain for America's favorite mother Kate Gosselin calling her "a terror!"

Apparently his cousins used to live behind the Gosselins' Pennsylvania home and they weren't good neighbors! He explains:

"She was a terror! My cousins' house backs up to the house Jon and Kate lived in. It's a very small and quiet area. Everyone's like, 'What are paparazzi doing in the middle of Amish country?' It was really annoying for everybody."

Johnny met Kate during an ice skating charity event but said that "she was rude to everyone" and "showed up very late."

"She's not a film star. She's not a singer," Johnny rants. "And it's not really acceptable in those case either, to be a nasty person."

We agree — it appears she won't have his vote for Dancing With The Stars!

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Oh, the trials and tribulations of having to call desperate famewhoring losers 'mom' and 'dad!'

Now that Kate Gosselin is spending half the week in El Lay on Dancing With The Stars, apparently the eight kids - WHO, BTW, ARE THE ONLY REASON THEY'RE FAMOUS - are struggling to cope without their parents!

Sources are reporting that the kids, watched by nannies, "were asking, 'When is Mommy coming home?'"

Even worse, the twins Cara and Maddy are getting depressed and the sons Aeden, Collin, and Joel "got into trouble at school for talking back to teachers."

There was no way in hell these kids were ever going to be normal, and with this news, it seems like they're fast-tracking it on the road to becoming MESSED UP teens.

Apparently, Kate is unphased because she wants to be a massive hack star.

Another source says:

"She says Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have lots of kids and their parents are away for long periods, working to support them."

UM. Delusional much, Kate? You're nowhere CLOSE to Brangelina's stardom, and they seem to bring the kids with them on location all the time!!

As obnoxious and frigid as she is, we can SORT OF sympathize with her fameWHORING - at least she's working to support her family!!

Is no one else wondering WHY THE EFF Jon isn't present to take care of the kids??

WTF is he doing that's so important, having his baby peen surgically enhanced??

DOUCHE.

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Kate Gosselin chops off some inches as she gets a new haircut at Ted Gibson’s hair salon on Wednesday (March 10) in Tribeca, New York.

According to Radaronline, the 34-year-old reality show mom spent 7 hours at the salon before grabbing lunch with her dance partner Tony Dovolani.

Kate is currently getting ready for her big debut on Dancing With The Stars. Other celebrity competitors include figure skater Evan Lysacek, astronaut Buzz Aldrin, and Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger.

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Kate’s new look - YAY or NAY?

10+ pictures inside of Kate Gosselin leaving the salon with her new ‘do…

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Kate Gosselin gets close with Dancing with the Stars partner Tony Dovolani on the newest cover of People magazine, on newsstands this Friday (March 12).

Inside the special double issue, Kate, 34, opens up about balancing her fame and family and insists that she can handle both at the same time!

“[Kate]’s just a complete role model as a mom,” Tony told USA Today recently.

For more from Kate, check out People.com!

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Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous!

Kate Gosselin is looking like a new woman on the cover of this week's People with her cropped do'!

We're rootin' for ya, girl!

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A very Perezicious reader snapped the picture above of the season 5 Jon and Kate Plus Eight DVD on display at Wal-Mart.

LOLs!!!!

Someone in their stock room has a brazilliant sense of humor!

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Slow the eff down, Kate Gosselin!

The mother of eight was asked to fork over $155.50 by the courts in Latimore Township, PA after Gosselin was caught driving 73 mph in a 55 mph zone!

This makes ticket number two for the upcoming DWTS contestant, who paid another hundred bucks to the city when she was found guilty of speeding back in November.

Slow your roll!

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Kate Gosselin shows off a little bit of leg in these new promo pics for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars.

While on break from raising her eight children (twins and sextuplets), she will team with dancer Tony Dovolani. Also pictured below: Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson, astronaut Buzz Aldrin, The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka, reality mom Kate Gosselin, figure skater Evan Lysacek, sportscaster Erin Andrews, Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger, football star Chad Ochocinco, 90210 alumna Shannen Doherty, soap star Aiden Turner and comedienne Niecy Nash.

15+ pictures inside of Dancing with the Stars promo pics…

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