- Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper had a conveniently photographed date last night. Somewhere Angelina is still not giving a shit. [Lainey Gossip] - Ricky Martin has finally come out of the closet. The completely transparent one that might as well not even be there. [Celebslam] - Heidi Klum is getting her own Barbie doll. -- Anyone know how many Barbies it take to fill up a standard size bathtub? No reason. [Pink is the New Blog] - Angelina Jolie is just like a refugee mom. Only 100 billion times richer. [Just Jared] - Nicky Hilton says Paris is "doing fabulous" after breaking up with Doug. And by fabulous she means Cristiano Ronaldo's penis. [ICYDK] - Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Seacrest? Why not? He's secretly gay, and she's a fake lesbian. They're already not having sex like a married couple. [PopSugar]

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