- Adam Lambert is gay. If you didn't know that, congratulations, you have a bright future in multiple cat ownership to look forward to. [Just Jared] - Madonna is NOT adopting Mercy after all and false reports may have fucked the whole thing up. Unleash the Hydra! [Lainey Gossip] - Mark-Paul Gosselaar just took his career out back and shot it in the head. [Pink is the New Blog] - Kelly Clarkson is not a lesbian. She's just shaped like one. [Celebslam] - Scarlett Johansson debuts her duet with Pete Yorn. Unless the entire song consist of her describing the circumference of her breasts, PASS. [ICYDK] - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be engaged. Or Lindsay's so malnourished she honestly believes they are. Who's to say? [PopSugar]

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