- Hayden Panettiere's tattoo is misspelled. Supposed to read "Insert Superficial Writer Here --->." [Just Jared] - Keith Urban is hitting the Botox like Nicole Kidman. Didn't she just get out of a relationship with a gay guy? Or am I thinking of LeAnn Rimes again? [Lainey Gossip] - Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt continue dry humping each other all over Cannes. That's one way to boost your movie career. Provided you don't get the clap in Spielberg's drink. [Pink is the New Blog] - Katrina Darrell a.k.a. American Idol's Bikini Girl probably got implants. Or else she's allergic to bees and was symmetrically stung by two of them on each side of her chest. I'm not a doctor. [Celebslam] - Rihanna's alleged new boyfriend says he's not dating her which means he's afraid of Chris Brown. Dude, as long as you don't have a vagina, you're perfectly safe. -- Unless there's something you want to tell us? [I'm Not Obsessed]

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