- Madonna is being repeatedly asked for by four-year-old Mercy in Malawi. If this doesn't prove witchcraft works, I don't know what does. Not counting every time I give a stripper a dollar. Damn their sorcery! [PopSugar] - Suri Cruise taking dance lessons? Or an elaborate cover for Tom Cruise forcing Katie Holmes to learn the moonwalk? You decide. [Just Jared] - Dr. Drew calls Lindsay Lohan an addict, Britney Spears lucky to be alive and Nicole Richie "an inspiration." Close, but that last one is going to cost your license. No, seriously. [I'm Not Obsessed] - Christina Applegate survives cancer but still loves cigarettes. That should end well. [Pink is the New Blog] - Gwyneth Paltrow is selling her clothes. At prices even you peasants can afford! Huzzah! [Jezebel]

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